The next time you think your friend, significant other, or neighbor is weird, they might be a network admin. Here are some reasons to have caused this.
- 3AM calls saying everything is down.
- Management says 2 minutes of downtime will cause the company to go out of business.
- Undocumented commands. Nuff said
- Just upgrade it, and everything will be fine.
- I thought you said it would be faster.
- “I unplugged that cable because it was a different size than the others. It didn’t look right.”